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• I feel so worthless after seeing my grades on bearfacts. Why am I even going to college? It’s a waste of my parents’ money… FML.

  December 17, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:10 pm on December 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    been asking the same question

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• My last final is tomorrow and I’ve got food poisoning. I can’t even study for it because I’ve got my head stuck in the toilet bowl. FML

  December 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:21 pm on February 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yet you had time to write a FML.

• My roommate finished her one and only final on Monday and now she’s home relaxing. Meanwhile I still have my 5th and last final tomorrow… FML

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Im a bioengineer. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK MYYYYYYY LIIIIIIFFFEE

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• wish i could major in anything in humanities. sciences are toooooo hard. fml.

  December 16, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:08 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I feel you…

  • anonymous 2:12 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I feel you… those ppl have it so easy. we work 10 times harder and yet our gpa can only be half as high. Doesn’t seem right… :/

  • suck it up. 7:15 am on December 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You don’t have to wish for it. You can just change your major.

  • Anonymous 3:39 pm on January 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    just be happy that in the end, you’ll be the one with the job.

• If I don’t pass this final, I’ll lose my scholarship. If I don’t have my scholarship, I can’t stay at Berkeley. There is no way that I can ace this test. FML

  December 15, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • mlif too 2:10 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Regent’s? Yeah I’m on the same boat. idk if I can make the 3.0 break…

  • Anonymous 9:55 pm on December 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol same here. and here i thought that would be easy to maintain coming in…..

  • anonymous 11:58 pm on December 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah I was kind of just ignored that 3.0 break… I was like yeah only an idiot would fall behind the 3.0 mark. and now look who’s the idiot

  • a chinese student 7:21 pm on December 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You guys have it easy at Berkeley. Here in Tsinghua, you need to maintain a 4.0 to keep the Chairman’s Scholarship.

• Chem 3B final. FML.

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• A year ago I was on the honor roll, now I’m going on academic probation.

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Math 53 final with Evans…FML

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• One of my friend liked me last semester but I had a boyfriend at the time. Now, I’m no longer with the said boyfriend and I have begun to fall for the friend. Only now he got a girlfriend last week…FML

  December 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 4:18 pm on December 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    GLEE

• Do I really wanna do 2 more years of this stuff only on a way more difficult level for Grad school? FML

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I studied in Moffitt until 2 AM. I couldn’t get any sleep. My final is about to start.

  P.S. I’m a Civil Engineering transfer student.

  FML.

  December 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:00 pm on December 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    why study in Moffitt? Suffer in the Davis computer lab with the rest of us CE majors. HAHA

• In 30 minutes, I’m going to fail my final exam. No joke. FML.

  December 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:03 pm on December 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How did it go?

• Why is telebears f’ed up somehow? FML

  December 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Instead of studying for my two finals tomorrow, I decided to fuck for a couple hours. Now I’m too tired to study. I’m so fucked in five hours…

  December 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:29 pm on December 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m sure you’re tired because you mixed up seconds with hours half the time.