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• On BerkeleyFML because my school’s FML’s new mod sucks ass. FML

  January 16, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Brown'13 8:14 pm on January 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Princeton?

  • banana 9:07 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    UCSD has a new mod

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• Got off the BART one stop too early and ended up having to hoof it for half an hour to get to Clark Kerr. Alone. In the dark… At ten o’clock..on a Sunday…FML

  January 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Yes, I know this was on PrincetonFML’s page, but reading it made me realize that I am turning into an elitist Southerner. FML ^ FML.

  January 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• After 2 weeks away from Berkeley, just realized I had Berkeley goggles. Contemplating my last few hook-ups at Berkeley, and I’m completely ashamed of how low standards I had those days. And I’ll probably get them goggles in a few weeks again. FML

  January 4, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Hot shit 1:48 am on January 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ah whatever you are probably fugly too

• I took Film Studies R1A and it ended up being about video games. I had to write formally about video games, one of the most informal things you can write about. FML.

  December 30, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:17 pm on January 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Umm.. that’s it?

  • Anonymous 3:55 pm on January 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    How in the flying blue fuck is this an FML?!

    troll harder

• I’m looking at my next semester’s courses and starting to freak out. I can’t have a repeat of fall 2010. FML.

  December 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m a pre-med student. At Berkeley. FML.

  December 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m trying to decide if I should go to UC Berkeley or UCLA based on the posts on their FML sites. MLIA.

  December 26, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cal Student 4:16 pm on December 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Berkeley is more prestigious and overall better. I had to make that same decision.

    • Anonymous 1:13 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Not strictly true.
      Berkeley has a better engineering department. UCLA has a better science department.
      Depends on the major.

  • Cal alum 5:14 pm on January 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I went to high school on the east coast and was overseas before that, I never heard of UCLA except for bball until I opened up that UC app.

• I passed my classes. MLIG.

  December 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just took a look at Bearfacts. I’m an EECS Major. FML

  December 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have to retake Physics 7B and E7. FFFFFFFFML.

  December 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:49 pm on December 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Is that okay? Can you do that? :X

• I guess my professors weren’t in the holiday spirit when they gave out grades. FML

  December 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I haven’t had sex since coming to Berkeley, and I’m a sophomore!

  December 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:17 pm on December 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I had sex the first week, Im a freshman…

• after seeing my grades this semester i can only say one thing: bye bye medical school. i fucked. fml.

  December 19, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:07 pm on December 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you were never in it, if that would make you feel better.

  • STLMedStudent 6:52 am on January 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    don’t worry! I’m an alum with 4 C+’s from Berkeley (all in premed reqs) and I still got in! (and no, I’m not in the carribbean).
    just rock the mcat.

• My GPA sucks so bad that my parents are begging me to transfer to UCI and live closer to home. My cousin went to UCI’s admission office to ask what my chances are in transferring but the admissions lady laughed and said that I should try Cal States instead. Even UCI won’t accept me. FML

  December 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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