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• The one time I decide not to procrastinate and write my 20-page paper ahead of time, the professor decides to cancel it. FML.

  May 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just got an email saying there’s a review session instead of discussion this week in “our regular classroom.” I have no idea where that is. FML.

  May 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Your GSI 3:28 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why don’t you check http://schedule.berkeley.edu/ ?

• Suitemates are blasting Justin Bieber. FML.

  May 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My suitemates have gathered in my room to discuss Restaurant City tactics with my roommate. FML.

  April 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The friend I talk the most with I can’t stand because all she talks about is herself. I want out, but I have nowhere to go. FML

  April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Roommate manages to shout in his sleep, yet is able to sleep through four alarms in a row. Wait, make that five. FML.

  April 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:19 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    damn… sucks dude

• my boat broke in two…fml

  April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Last night I promised to stay up all night and cram for the Chem 1A midterm. I fell asleep at 9pm. FML.

  April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I spent all night slacking off. My roommate’s about to wake up, so I opened a bunch of books on my desk to make it look like I studied. FML.

  April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got into Berkeley. FML.

  April 10, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:05 am on April 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How the fuck is this an FML? It is more like a MLIG!!!!!!

  • Anonymous 1:43 pm on April 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I know how you feel

  • Anonymous 10:03 am on May 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    also got into berkeley. ugh FML

• I’m so lonely here that I Facebook my friends at home and wait for their responses to feel less fucking pathetic. FML.

  April 6, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • ScalesT 6:35 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Damn.

  • berkeleystudent 11:21 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hey,
    i feel really lonely too. and i feel pretty pathetic too. just letting you know that you are not alone

  • senior 10:52 am on May 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    that was me freshman year. go join a club dude

• I’m so lonely here that I Facebook my friends at home and wait for their responses to feel less fucking pathetic. FML.

  April 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• there are bunch of whining ppol over their relationships in harvard fml. lol try Cal, dramas with failing grades.

  April 6, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:26 am on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Can’t help with the drama, but as for failing grades, Harvard undergrads know there’s no ‘o’ after the second ‘p’ in “people.” Also they use capital letters.

  • Anonymous 7:39 am on May 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ouch!

  • Nate 9:50 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Do I know you?

• My friends are playing games in my room at 2 in the morning…..I want to sleep…FML.

  April 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Went to sleep late last night. Roommate kept snoozing his 3 alarms a few hours later. Finally fell asleep and slept through my own alarm. Midterm today. FML.

  April 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -1