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  • I don’t have the balls for asking a girl out. FML

    February 16, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -4

     

  • Today i got rejected from Hass while everyone else i know got in. FML :)

    February 16, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 9:16 pm on February 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Unsurprising, given that you can’t spell its name correctly.

      • Anonymous 12:49 am on February 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I think a typo in a moment of utter distress is acceptable

      • anonymous 2:59 pm on February 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Idk I kinda like how he spelled “Haas”. His version’s got an ass in it and it sounds less douchy and pretentious

  • 3 midterms in one day… FML

    February 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -5

     

  • Obnoxiously loud sex next door. Alone with Chemistry homework on V-Day. FML.

    February 15, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -6

     

    • Anonymous 1:15 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      should have joined them.

      • Anonymous 12:44 pm on February 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        ^like (we should have like buttons for comments too)

    • Anonymous 11:22 pm on May 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Like so hard.

  • My sleeping schedule is already screwed up, and my midterm is still a few days away. At least I usually get more done at night. Except not now, because I’m procrastinating. FML.

    February 15, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -4

     

  • Spent most of the weekend in the library. Missed a party Saturday night to study. Still don’t know sh*t in Biochem. FML.

    February 15, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -4

     

  • My school doesn’t have an FML page so I’m posting here. I have a Spanish test tomorrow and I cannot memorize all this. FML/ F Mi Vida!!!

    February 4, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -9

     

  • My roommate is nocturnal and I have 8 am classes every day. FML

    February 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -6

     

  • My roommate has very strong body odor. He wears the same pair of jeans 24/7 (even to sleep). From what I’ve observed, he showers once a week (might be less). My entire room smells of his fucking BO. How the fuck can someone live for 18 fucking years w/o learning about basic fucking hygiene. FML

    February 1, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -0

     

  • Someone created a Berkeley FML so they could cry about med school while they circle jerk their acceptance to a prestigious college. FML

    January 25, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -14

     

  • I couldn’t get into a math class. Fuck you Telebears. FML.

    January 25, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -5

     

  • I’m sitting in my room, wearing earplugs, some cotton balls stuffed over them and a hat to hold it all together. If my neighbors don’t turn of their dubstep soon I will definitely cut a b*tch. FML.

    January 24, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -2

     

    • The Game 5:25 pm on January 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Fuck you, dubstep is the shit

    • Cheney Hall? 12:05 am on February 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Jared?

  • My GSIs are all fucking hot this semester. Guess I’ll be going to sections a lot more :D MLIG

    January 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +19 / -1

     

  • I hate all my professors already. FML.

    January 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -6

     

  • It’s only the third day of classes but I already know I’ll be spending the evening at Moffitt. FML.

    January 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -2

     

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