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• Why is everyone at Cal so mean? FML

  March 28, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -13

   

  • Anonymous 2:10 am on March 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Generalizing about a whole population? FYL

  • Anonymous 11:33 pm on March 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Generalizing about a population of 26,000 students = FYL

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• Got my dates mixed up..thought that my 16 page paper was due next monday but it’s actually due tomorrow…FML

  March 28, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:17 pm on May 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Got my dates mixed up and dumped by both.

    • DMSO 8:52 pm on August 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      +1 Exactly what I had in mind.

• TodayI was on campus all day, I get back to my dorm and look in the mirror to realize that my leggings are see through…I went commando today…FML

  March 19, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Got attacked by a rampaging psychobitch at a party last night. She wasn’t even cute and I wasn’t even flirting with her. FML

  March 19, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• got rejected for Berkeley last year and am having the time of my life at UCSD. MLIA

  March 14, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +12 / -25

   

  • Jewel 9:26 am on March 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    ..ok……….

  • UCSD future Freshman (class of 2015) 9:13 pm on April 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    o.O fuck your life if you think anyone, even UCSD students, care that you’re a bitter reject who has to make yourself better

    • Actual UCSD student 3:57 pm on May 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Dang, fucking relax! We’ll see if you have that same attitude 2-3 years down the road.

  • Anonymous 8:28 am on May 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    UCSD time of your life?…I don’t think so, unless you’re a liberal arts major. UCSD is just as difficult as UCB btw. I should’ve gone to UCSB. They were on the US News and World Report top school list, AND it is a party school.

• Alexandra Wallace Vs Asian Horde! FHL WE WIN

  March 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Forgot my umbrella, had to run all the way to north east side to get back home in the rain, just barely getting over a horrible cold FML

  March 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just got two internship rejection emails in one day, one of which came at 11:30PM on a Friday. FML (and why do I even bother?)

  March 5, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Got rejected by Berkeley Biophysics. FML.

  March 5, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Three technical midterms this week. FML

  March 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Friday night exam. FML.

  February 25, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 2 months until graduation. MLIG

  February 22, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• One midterm this semester, one final and I’m graduating in May. MLIG. (:

  February 22, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just got offered 28k/yr stipend to go to Cal grad school… but as an engineer. MLIG or FML!??!

  February 18, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -8

   

  • asf 7:58 am on February 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    your life is most definitely G. If you can handle an engineer’s coursework, that is…

  • banansplit 2:42 pm on February 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    YLIG for careers, but FYL for getting no sex and no sleep

• I’m a science major and don’t care about Haas results! MLIG! (in that sense only)

  February 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -5