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• College made me fat. MLIB

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This summer has been one long series of sleepless, anxious nights as I try to break the news of my GPA to my parents. As an international student, paying fifty-five grand a year for an average GPA is really not acceptable. MLIB

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I go to Stanford, but the guys at Cal are hotter, the people are more down to earth, and the social atmosphere is probably better. I picked the wrong school. FML.

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Berkeley weather when I could be home in San Diego. FML.

  May 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I had sex with my roommate’s boyfriend when she was in the shower. She still doesn’t know. That’s what the bitch gets for “accidentally” throwing away my Chem hw. FHL

  May 22, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:38 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ouch

  • anon 2:18 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lucky boyfriend

  • thats cool 1:33 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    way to post that on all the other UCfml’s

• I was at sproul and I thought no one was there so I farted then a girl walked past with a really disgusted expression on her face. fml

  May 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Pretty sure my GSI hated me all semester. Asked him to regrade my apparently failed final- he refused, and also gave me a failing grade for section- just low enough to fail me in the class. FML.

  May 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cal Counselor 4:40 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sleep with him/her.

• The guy in the room next to mine is a soccer player. He even kicks the wall we share in his sleep. FML.

  May 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got caught cheating on my final….turns out my professor is also my dad….FML

  May 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It’s finals week and I just caught a cold, and I’m on my period. FML

  May 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• RRR week has become Rest, Relax, and Read Facebook statuses all night. FML.

  May 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -0

   

• My final is in an hour and my roommate needs to wake the hell up and stop snoozing before I go completely insane. FML.

  May 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I dont have money yet to come to Berkeley. My life in undecided. FML.

  May 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m going to Berkeley next year! MLIG

  May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My greatest accomplishment this semester was taking up half of BerkeleyFML’s page with my FML’s. FML.

  May 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -2