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  • I’ve worked on physics homework for over 20 hours, not counting my lab course. FML

    February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -7

     
  • I had a group project. I ended up doing most of it and putting it together. Then one of the members decides to take the credit for it. FML.

    February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -5

     
  • I spend more time studying at the library than I do sleeping.

    February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -4

     
  • I want to celebrate the 3-day Valentine’s day weekend, but I have a midterm the next day. FML.

    February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -4

     
  • I wanted to watch the superbowl but I have a midterm the next day. FML

    February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -6

     
  • my room mate never leaves the room. never. he needs friends. fHL

    February 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -1

     
    • hahaha 3:16 am on February 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Be his friend! And lure him out of the room :)

    • Douglas from Georgia 2:00 am on February 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know how you feel. It is 3am on Sunday morning and he has left the room for about a total of 1 hour since Friday afternoon. In 36 hours, he has spent 35 in our room. He has NO friends at this university, and he makes weird sniffing noises all the time. He is the typical nerrd, so he sits at his computer day in and day out. I try to do my homework, but he insists on being obnoxious and when he got a phone call, he didnt even have the decency to take it outside when I was obviously trying to concentrate. I understand it is OUR room, but I go out almost every night, and when I come home, he is right where I left him and says he hasnt gone anywhere. I look over at his comp and he spends these dozens of hours on facebook and youtube, NOT even being productive. Oh did I mention he’s gay? So I can’t even change in front of him. I am the only guy on our floor who has to take a armful of clothes to the bathroom at night to change into pajamas. ANd he sleeps in until about 3pm on weekends, and is completely fine with having no life. I at least give him some space but he wont ever return the favor. He is 21 living in a freshman dorm, he recently had his birthday and he stayed inside all night on his laptop. To this day he has not had one drink his entire life. A 21 year old college student. I just need my privacy, even if it’s just for a little. I am going insane.

  • Eating fried chicken at foothill. Grease just squirted into my mouth. FML

    February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -2

     
  • Honors classes. FML

    February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -13

     
    • Anonymous 12:54 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you are a dumbass

  • I just spent $120 on a bike, thinking it would get me from Borrows to Etcheverry under 10 minutes. The uphill-ness to Hearst proved the theory very very wrong. Oh, and my seat got stolen. FML

    February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +4

     
  • I forgot to zip up my pants and my penis was hanging out. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -9

     
  • Only 20% of the kids go to my math lecture. Of those, 80% sit in the front 3 rows. Of them, 75% only do so to pretend like they know what the hell is going on. FTL

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -4

     
  • I have started using “hella” in my everyday conversations. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +12

     
  • My roommate hooked up with the boy I’m in love with. On her boyfriend’s birthday. No, they’re not the same person. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +2

     
  • I got rejected from Berkeley, so I went to UCLA. My FMLs get rejected from UCLA FML, so I’m posting one on Berkeley FML. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +12

     
    • heyyyyyyyyyyy 10:50 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      me tooooooooooooooooooo… except mine actually get posted

  • I picked up Starfox64 and played for eight straight hours. It was the most fun I had in the three years I’ve been at Berkeley. FML.

    January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +5

     
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