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• I drunk skyped my friend last night. She didn’t use headphones. Her hot roommates now know that I’m insecure about my small penis. FML

  November 27, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am going to pay 32% higher tuition next year, and still will not get any classes I need. FML

  November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Guys must think I really hot. They avoid looking at me like I’m the sun. FML

  November 25, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m wait listed in 13 units. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My attractive female friend thinks she’s a Mac and I’m a PC. Maybe it’s because I’m not very good-looking. We may be incompatible. FML

  November 27, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:44 pm on November 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    cheer up, mate! she could merely think you’re a cute pairing, for all you know

  • the magic dragon 10:57 pm on March 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    F that! Macs suck! You must be really awesome, I instantly like you. <3

• Today I walked 1 mile to get to class in the pouring rain. I get there huffing and puffing only to find out that class was cancelled due to the strikes. FML

  November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I fucking found this site. A new way to waste more time I don’t have. FML

  November 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I try to cram for a midterm and I end up on youtube and facebook all night. FML

  November 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• JR Celski is coming to Berkeley next year. FMGradesNextYear but MLIG!

  March 3, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +33 / -2

   

  • UCSD kid who thinks JR is HOTTT! 11:27 pm on March 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    aww lucky! I’m at UCSD! I got bummed out when I found out he was going to Cal…but hey, I can always visit! lol

  • rheaaa 6:30 pm on March 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    definitely going to be keeping a look-out for that Olympic cutie

  • sadbruin 10:52 am on March 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Dang it!!! I go to UCLA!! Lucky Berkeley girls FML

• A seagull shitted on my head. FML.

  December 11, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +37 / -7

   

  • Anonymous 4:52 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I believe the proper term is “shat”.

• I used to think that writing papers at the end of the semester was the worst, until I became a GSI and had to read 30+ sub-par, barely literate final papers.

  December 15, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 8:29 pm on December 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    get over yourself

  • thelakeshow 10:21 pm on December 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    what class?

  • Truth 5:34 am on March 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yeah, suddenly you realize you stressed yourself out as a student and set your bar too high. All you needed to do was write something coherent, grammatical and with a point. Not revolutionize the field or titillate your instructor’s intelligence. You competition is cranking out shit anyway.

• we lost to UCLA. by one point. FML.

  January 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cardinal 10:58 am on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You deserve it for ruining Stanford’s win.

    • K. Rool 10:03 pm on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      LOL u mad

• We beat Stanfurd. FSL.

  November 21, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have started using “hella” in my everyday conversations. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • heyyyyyyyyyyy 10:49 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hey hop on the nor cal train

• Today Wheeler was closed. My class that is held there is still being held, regardless of if we can get inside the building. FML

  November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +30 / -8