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• I went from being valedictorian in high school to academic probation. FML

  July 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Graduated from a private highschool where my parents were the poorest people in the bunch. Now my bf broke up with me because I can’t afford to go to Rice with him. FML. Cal please have a diversified student body where intelligence has more weight than monetary value.

  July 24, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • ...Rice sucks 1:36 pm on July 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Berkeley>Rice

• I spent hours getting about 120 pages of PDFs printed of the lecture notes for a open note/book final for a class with no textbook, then forgot to bring them to the final. FML. Somehow I passed the class, C-… MLIA

  July 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Tried registering for E10. Restricted to CoE students. Tried E7. Waitlist is full. Damn late registration times

  July 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• MAT 104 FML

  July 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• perhaps pulling my first (hopefully only) all-nighter of the summer. fuck taking 2 Session A classes, working, and being a commuter student. FML

  July 24, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• After attending the ucsd overnight program I realized that ucsd is not only full of pretentious drama queens, but that it also has very shitty accommodations for the disabled. Screw you ucsd, berkeley as been nothing but gracious and accommodating! MLIG

  July 24, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • FormerUCSDstudent 11:28 pm on July 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I freakin hate the staff at ucsd!! They are all cold-hearted, inconsiderate, and just want to get their paycheck.

  • Able UCSD Student 8:50 pm on August 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe you shouldn’t be disabled. Just saying.

  • Anonymous 5:54 pm on August 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I go to ucsd and I thought the exact opposite. They have bent over backwards to give me all the accomodations I need – even some accommodations that weren’t necessary p.s Berkeley’s fml sight sucks ass

• Walked up to the Big C at 5 AM and saw a freaking turkey. MLIA.

  May 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The most unbearable backstabbing basketcase bitch from my school is coming to Berkeley next year… FYLs.

  May 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Submitted my SIR for Berkeley. Bears 2015! MLIG

  April 17, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • incoming freshman 12:10 am on May 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hello fellow Class of ‘15-er!

• Well, rejected to Cal. Going to UC San Diego, though. Congratulations to those accepted and best of luck! MLIA

  April 17, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anon 8:35 pm on April 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Got nothing to be ashamed of, UCSD is damn good.

  • UCSD Femanon 2:28 pm on May 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    We’re happy to have you!

  • Lol 9:37 pm on May 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Rejected Cal and decided on UCSD

  • SDisawesome 9:51 pm on June 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hey dude I go to UCSD right now and love it there! With a positive attitude like that you’ll probably love it too.

• Missed free In-n-Out in Unit 3 FML

  April 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Third time retaking a class and still failing. Starting to think that I’m the dumbest person Cal’s ever accepted. FML

  April 1, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • not the end of the world 7:26 am on April 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    You’ll be okay, hang in there!

  • tomato 10:02 pm on April 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    don’t worry I’m kinda in the same boat.. . we’ll make it out alive! screw those weeder classes!

  • Anonymous 5:22 am on April 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    are you initials LF by any chance?

  • Anon. 9:12 pm on May 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Same. Anyone happen to know the chances of failing a class here at Cal?

    • barely passes 6:43 pm on July 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      depends on the class. Hard science and math tend to have much higher fail rates than soft science, and all sciences have more fail rate than those foofy humanities classes.

• I live with a roommate who thinks she’s a cat…FML

  March 29, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• my roommate asked if I want to live with him next year…He’s a freakin weirdo. I don’t know how to nicely say no. FML

  March 28, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • the magic dragon 4:59 pm on April 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    lie and say someone else asked you first
    and then get your future roomie to play along