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• I wanted to watch the superbowl but I have a midterm the next day. FML

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• my room mate never leaves the room. never. he needs friends. fHL

  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Eating fried chicken at foothill. Grease just squirted into my mouth. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Honors classes. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I just spent $120 on a bike, thinking it would get me from Borrows to Etcheverry under 10 minutes. The uphill-ness to Hearst proved the theory very very wrong. Oh, and my seat got stolen. FML

  February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I forgot to zip up my pants and my penis was hanging out. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Only 20% of the kids go to my math lecture. Of those, 80% sit in the front 3 rows. Of them, 75% only do so to pretend like they know what the hell is going on. FTL

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I have started using “hella” in my everyday conversations. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• My roommate hooked up with the boy I’m in love with. On her boyfriend’s birthday. No, they’re not the same person. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I got rejected from Berkeley, so I went to UCLA. My FMLs get rejected from UCLA FML, so I’m posting one on Berkeley FML. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I picked up Starfox64 and played for eight straight hours. It was the most fun I had in the three years I’ve been at Berkeley. FML.

  January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• first day of class, and 95 pages of reading assigned. FML.

  January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I’m wait listed in 13 units. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• i got rejected from cal. FML.

  January 17, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • caramel 10:25 pm on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how now? regular admits dont come out till later. were you a transfer?

• we lost to UCLA. by one point. FML.

  January 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Cardinal 10:58 am on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You deserve it for ruining Stanford’s win.

    • K. Rool 10:03 pm on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      LOL u mad