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• AC Transit sucks. The perimeter buses suck. Biking sucks because of the terrain. It takes me half an hour to get from where I live to some of my classes. FML.

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• “You need to install a newer version of Pages to open this document”. FML.

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• This guy texts me every two hours even when I don’t respond (including when I’m asleep). He isn’t my boyfriend. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Berkeley FML barely updates once a week. FML.

  March 3, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anon2 5:44 am on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I really wish they’d update the site on a daily basis.

• JR Celski is coming to Berkeley next year. FMGradesNextYear but MLIG!

  March 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• This site pops up before berkeley.edu on my browser. FML.

  March 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Studied harder than the average, understood material better than the average, but was placed in with genius kids and got a bad grade because of that stupid curve where only 25% get A’s. FML.

  February 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Your Fault 6:32 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    that’s what you get for going to Berkeley! Everyone is smart here.

  • Econ DM 5:39 am on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Berkeley is one of the top schools on the planet, did you think it was going to be a breeze? Well, There’s always U$C.

• If you’re sick, please see a fucking doctor instead of coughing all day and spreading your fucking germs all over the fucking place. fml

  February 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• My 2-unit lab requires more work than my 4-unit courses. FML.

  February 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• The girls here are all so ugly. FML

  February 22, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • anon 6:39 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    SOOOO TRUE. Thank god I don’t go to Berkeley.

  • anon 6:49 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Blame Berkeley Water

  • TRU 11:57 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yea, FYL, because you’re probably ugly yourself. You have NO RIGHT to call other girls ugly!

    • Everyone has that right. 8:00 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Freedom of speech, my friend.

    • Damage Control 5:34 pm on March 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Ugly girl raging IMO

  • Anonymous 1:41 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    The guys here are all not-so-great-looking. FML.

  • BerZERKeley 7:42 pm on February 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hey man, you better strap on those Berkeley Goggles, it’ll make your time here much easier in that aspect.

  • Anonymous Coward 12:33 am on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You’re ugly too. Don’t worry.

• Attention all roommates who never leave the fucking room! Be considerate! Go out and do whatever the fuck you want…But just leave. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 4:23 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah man i need to jack off sometimes

    • Anonymous 1:57 am on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      LOL +1

• The highlight of my week was getting one of my FMLs posted on here.

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • (= 12:45 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol me too

• I had a three day weekend to catch up on work. I ended up catching up on nothing but sleep. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• After going to sleep at 4am, I woke up at 7am to try to get a ticket to see Bill Clinton. Like the majority of people, I didn’t get one. FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• i’m embarrassed to bring friends over because my roommate is soo messy! anyone know a nice way to say “clean up your f*cking sh!t”? FML.

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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