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• I didn’t get screwed over by Phase II. MLIG!

  July 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Got 3A exam 2 back. FML.

  July 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just saw this website. FML

  July 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Telebears Phase II. Math 1B class? Who knows? FML.

  July 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Ive read every single FML on here FML

  July 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 5:32 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    this is the best FML you can come up with?

    • Anon 12:34 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      clearly FML for more reasons than one.

• So I check myberkeleyapp, I got in! MLIG! I tell my mom and she responds by saying, “big deal it’s not like it’s Stanford.”
  FML.

  July 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • James fucof 9:43 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    well….she’s stupid.

• I’m going to graduate with a degree in poli sci at UC Berkeley while everyone else at other UCs and CSUs will graduate with a piece of toilet paper MLIG!

  July 2, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • the magic dragon 9:44 pm on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I hope you know that in the job market a good attitude and networking gets you a lot farther than where you got your degree from. Better start sprucing up that foul mentality of yours!

  • arrogant prick 5:34 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    that doesn’t necessarily qualify you for… well, anything actually. political science is a major designed for uppity tight bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. have fun being homeless, buddy

  • bob. 2:49 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wtf kinda job do you think you’ll get with a degree in Poli Sci? Unless you got into law school. which I don’t think you did

• I want to moderate this website but don’t know how to and it’s starting to frustrate me. FML

  June 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 5:34 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    are you sure you’re a berkeley student? shouldn’t you have other concerns than moderating an FML site?

• My community college final is due at 11:59PM tonight, and so are the first two assignments for my Berkeley online class. I have work 3:30-9. FML!

  June 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i wish we had an isawyouberkeley website. fml

  June 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The squirrels are taking over all UCs. They are everywhere and trust me, they are gangster. From UCLA.

  June 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• just decided on transferring to cal… and i found that there is a serious lack of quality vagina…fml

  June 3, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

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  • yea... 11:26 am on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s why normal looking chicks at Berkeley think they’re super models, although they’re just average or below average compared to girls in other UCs. Well you’re going to berkeley, you might as well take advantage of academic quality.

  • Anonymous 2:57 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Did you find this out through college confidential?

    • Anonymous 1:07 am on July 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      LOL. I did. And that’s why I looked at CalSO to see if it was true.

  • Anonymous 4:47 am on June 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Frankly, it’s not like the guys are any better…if anything they’re a LOT worse.

    • Other UC student 8:10 pm on June 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Yes I agree with you. Berkeley guys and girls are both ugly up there.

  • Anonymous 4:49 am on June 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it’s not like the guys are much of a treat…

• My greatest achievement over my 2 years here has been getting my FML posted under “Top Rated FMLs” on berkeleyfml. FML.

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My daddy’s a Stanford Cardinal alum, and I’m coming here! BEST way to rebel, right? He’s really, really pissed off…FHL.

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• STRESS!!!!
  MLIB

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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